By the time we reached Naoor the landscape had changed. Gone were the jagged rocks and boulders and rugged mountains of Jaghoray, replaced by sandy desert. Sayed drove along tracks made by other trucks; tracks which zigzagged across the plain in a bewildering manner. Everything was bleached and dry, the only patch of colour the hazy blue of a lake, at the foot of a distant line of mountains on the far horizon.
Bellowing to make myself heard above the noise of the music I asked the name of the lake. Sayed gave a chuckle, the only sound of humour I had heard from him so far, and bellowed back, ‘No water there.’
Did he mean it was a mirage? Not having the vocabulary to ask, I gazed at the strip of blue, wondering if I was being teased. Sayed suddenly, with a surprised exclamation, pulled the truck to a stop. When the dirty, dusty, bleeding face of Khudadad rose to the level of the cab door and grinned toothily at me I wondered briefly if this was another mirage. He launched into voluble explanations in Dari, occasionally interrupting himself to say, in English, ‘I am sorry sister, very sorry.’
Sayed nodded and grunted saying little in reply to the proffered explanations, revving the engine, impatiently indicating Khudadad should climb in.
Khudadad squashed in beside me, scrubbing at the dust and blood on his face. ‘I am very sorry, sister, really I am sorry.’ He scrubbed some more. ‘I promised Jon I would take care of you on this journey – really, I am very, very sorry.’ Resisting the urge to shake him until the flow of apologies stopped, I waited until he was sufficiently composed to tell his story.
While returning on his motorbike after the wedding, he’d collided with another motorcyclist. Neither was hurt, and no damage was done to either bike. Unfortunately the other motorcyclist was a mujahid. Being knocked off his bike sorely wounded his pride. He’d demanded money. ‘His bike was not broken. Why should I give him money?’ Khudadad grumbled. The mujahid had a Kalashnikov, Khudadad did not. He got locked up in the jail.
‘I could not sleep. I was worried about not getting back to Qolijou. At five o’clock the Commander, my friend, came to the office. When I told him the story he released me. I jumped on my motorcycle and drove very fast to catch you. I fell off just before Sayed stopped. Really, sister, I am very sorry, very sorry for all your trouble.’
‘Khudadad, you are the only one who has had any trouble. Please, please, stop saying you are sorry.’
With difficulty, he swallowed his apology and to change the subject I asked him about the lake, still visible. He shook his head, ‘No, no water, it just looks like water. Naoor is a very strange place; it makes everything look big when it is small and small when it is big.’
I had no idea what he meant until shortly afterwards I saw a train of camels walking some distance ahead of us. I was astonished when we drew near to see that the camels had shrunk, and were in fact sheep. Khudadad grinned at my amazed expression. I was sure there must be a scientific explanation involving the landscape and atmospheric conditions – or something but I simply nodded in agreement. Naoor was indeed a strange place.
When we made our lunch stop Khudadad made arrangements for his motorcycle, which had been tied on top of the truck, to be left for collection on his return journey. I waited in the truck for him. Sayed, obviously relinquishing all responsibility for me now that Khudadad had appeared, had already gone off with his men. By the time we entered the chaikhana, they were already emptying their plates. Khudadad ordered the hotelier to bring our food quickly.
As the plates were being cleared I broached the delicate subject of needing to go to the toilet. Khudadad leapt instantly to his feet, once again apologising profusely, and led me around the corner of the chaikhana. Having checked that the ‘toilet’ – the piece of land at the back of the building was not already occupied he retreated to stand guard. Sayed had the truck started up when we returned.
Shortly after leaving the bazaar Sayed exchanged places with his son. He was obviously a novice, made increasingly nervous by his father’s wrath every time he crashed the gears. At last, Sayed dropped off to sleep and his son relaxed. Maybe it was tiredness which caused his bad temper, I wondered to Khudadad.
‘No,’ he said, ‘it is fear. There are many bandits on this road. And sometimes the other Parties make problems at checkpoints. Sayed is with Harakat which has no power in this area. He is always very nervous when out of his own area.’ I was glad to be reassured I had not, inadvertently, upset the man in some way.
It was a relief to reach the end of Naoor and again approach mountainous, more interesting, terrain. The flat, dusty landscape was depressing, as were the visible signs of the poverty of the area. The crops on the small patches of cultivated land were stunted and sparse. Women were harvesting the wheat one stalk at a time. The children, dressed in rags, all looked malnourished. They either waved, or threw stones at the truck, depending on their feelings.
Still riveted by this journey, Mary. Thank you.
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Thanks, John, good to have you along 🙂
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Thank again for a very interesting chapter, you never cease to entertain and teach me.💜
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Thank you, Willow. Glad you are still journeying along with me 🙂
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Honestly Mary I will be following as long as you are writing 💜
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“They either waved, or threw stones at the truck, depending on their feelings.” I often feel the same about tourists driving on our little island…
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I can understand both you, and the kids in Naoor, feeling like that, Barb. I just hope you want to wave at me!
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What amazing experiences. I so enjoy reading about your adventures.
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Thanks so much, glad to have you along on the adventure. And you get a more comfy seat than I did on the truck!
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And I am glad to not be there in those times. You are so brav
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I’m amazed by what the locals go through in the ‘normal’ course of their days. Imagine having a rifle shoved into your face like that! And yet, he seemed to retain his sense of humor as he told you the story.
What is wrong with the beggar in the above photo, Mary? His face looks very swollen and painful.
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Khudadad did have a good sense of humour, for which I was grateful as we spent a lot of time together. He was horrified at the thought of not fulfilling his promise to Jon to look after me on the road. Usually, I can answer your questions, Jacquie, but on this occasion you have stumped me because I don’t know what was wrong with the beggar. It could be the lepromatous form of leprosy. I’m peering at it now to see if he has eyebrows – they tend to disappear with that form of leprosy. However, it may have been something else entirely. Sorry.
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Thanks. I wondered about leprosy. I didn’t realize the eyebrows disappeared. Poor man 😞
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Fascinating once again. I am behind on reading these so I will be going backward. Which is not unusual for me.
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Thanks, Darlene. Hope you enjoy your backward reading 🙂
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I am feeling every rut and hearing every gear crunch thank you Mary… and blessing the fact that I have a loo or two that are very convenient and only need a latch and not a bodyguard.. not since Sam left us when he considered that one of his prime duties. Fantastic post as always and will press for tomorrow’s 6pm.slot.. blogger daily suspended as I try to write, although my mind keeps wandering every time I read a new headline. xxx
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Thanks, Sally. A lot more loo stories coming up. I became quite obsessed. I know what you mean about the headlines. I’m trying to limit myself to the news on TV once in the evening and keeping away from social media stories.
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Well you could give lessons on how to survive without loo paper!!! Pity most of the newspapers are mainly online now as that was always useful to read as well…..xx
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I actually always had plenty of loo roll with me, Sally. Usually, in Afghanistan water is the preferred cleaning medium but if it isn’t available then a handful of earth or a handy stone. You can understand why I was never without loo roll about my person. I still take a daily paper plus the local weekly. They go in a recycling box and either my neighbour takes them away or my sister uses them for her fire. I’ve been thinking I might not give them all away at the moment, just in case!
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Good move Mary… lol xx
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What a journey, Mary! Its wonderful to read, but myself i would prefer a more calmed environment. You are honoured by this work. Michael
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Thank you, Michael. I am pleased you are enjoying the journey from the comfort of your own home.
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Thank you too, Mary! Oh, there is not so much comfort here, in “Bavarian Siberia”. Lol Not as bad as in a war environment, but here near the former “Iron Curtain”, some can not forget the lost of German territories, now in the Czech Repbulic and in Poland. Best wishes, Michael
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I can imagine that could be uncomfortable at times.
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Dont worry, Mary! I am able to escape, whenever its possible. 🙂 Have a beautiful evening, and stay save! Michael
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I am very interested in learning more about the strange landscape/perception phenomena of Naoor. By the way, I received my paperback copy of Drunk Chickens and Burnt Macaroni today, and when I opened it to take a peek inside, it was signed!
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I never found an explanation for it, Liz, but I’m sure there is one. It was certainly very strange. Oh, glad you got your copy. I didn’t realise you were searching for a paperback copy. The publisher – small independent – is hopeless at ensuring there are stocks on Amazon. He hates Amazon with a passion because it takes such a big cut but I feel a big cut of something is better than not having anything to cut in the first place. I hope you enjoy it. I wonder who sold it.
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I was surprised not to find a paperback version on Amazon. I thought maybe it was out of print. The used book was sold by Brit Books Ltd.
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I think it is print on demand so in theory it should be available. I’d love to know who sold their signed copy! Maybe they didn’t think much of the book (:
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I would say it’s more likely they had to do a book purge due to downsizing their household or spousal nagging.
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Kind of you to say so. Sounds like you have found yourself in a similar situation!
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Yes, from the spousal nagging perspective!
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I wasn’t just there to visit, Lisa, but actually working there so it was a bit different 🙂
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